What Women Want.

Well Gents, if you thought THIS was it. You're sort of right, but most women don't need the horse, the suit of armor or a prince for that matter. What IS correct in that picture is the man, or "type" really. The actor, Clive Owen, is a good starting point for what (most) women want. They want a guy who can scruff it up a bit and still look good and look/act like a "man's man" and be a gentleman.

For far too long, we've had these little pretty boy types who act like prima-donnas shoved in our faces and frankly, they look like tools. Sure, some women are drawn to the tool looking type, but most aren't. We want a guy who can looking handsome in a suit or just cute as hell in a t-shirt, baseball cap and jeans who treats women right - you know, the NICE GUY. I know, I know, I can hear you all saying nice guys finish last, but trust me once a girl gets burned a few times by some douchebag, her eyes are very open for the nice guys. We get sick of eating a pint of ice-cream, using up a box of tissues all over some jackass that we knew was a jackass, but still stuck it out for.

But more important than his looks, should be a guy that exudes confidence. Sure, shy can be adorable, but eventually, you'll have to come out of your shell. We don't want a show-off or some cocky "know it all" type and the guy that is ALWAYS acting like a clown can be removed from the center stage real quick. It just gets tiring to have to deal with that kind of guy.

Guys that are pushovers, act immature, or are just plain "wusses" are also put to the sidelines. Ditto for those with foul tempers (it's REALLY unbecoming), momma's boys, jealous freaks (see also immature) and the shameless cad (also known as player) are also left out in the cold.

Women just want a nice, down to earth guy who will actually show an interest in her life without being smothering. He doesn't have to want to mass produce kids, or have some bloated bank account, or even enjoy watching reruns of Say Anything with us, (but it would be nice if you would suck it up and just watch it) he just has to remember that for women, actions speak louder than words.

Call when you say you will, text back, don't play childish games, be honest,  and most of all just don't be a dick. Come on gents, you know when you are - and really, it's SOOOO unattractive and guess what? WOMEN TALK! We'll tell every girl that will listen that you are in fact, a dick. And trust me your options of women will begin to noticeably dwindle if you keep up your dick-like ways. Same goes if you fit the bill for any of the other category mentions.

See so there ya go. Free information from woman. Go now in peace armed with that info and maybe snag a copy of GQ and/or Esquire and class yourself up a bit. You'll be surprised which broads you can bag after tweaking a few minor character flaws, slapping on some nice cologne and good duds.

Bonus points if you add a mega-watt smile...

Happy hunting chaps!

TTYL,

A